Me masturbating to porn
  • Me: This is so hot.
  • Me: *orgasms*
  • Me: ...
  • Me: What is this filth



vivalaglamourpuss:

an important factual presentation by me

All the facts.

(Source: ithinkyoufoundsomething)



unimpressed2chainz:

people who say blacks instead of black people are just in a hurry cause they have a white nationalist meeting to go to 




explore-and-enjoy:

I love this





x-dopeshit:

toldyuitwasbeautiful:


The night he found out that his dad past away. 
Honestly a powerful picture. Game day and you find out a person you love is gone?

I reblog this every time.

http://x-dopeshit.tumblr.com


(Source: theflavourofyourlips)



turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”



stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

kingsxoqueens:

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.



daniellemertina:

Be self-loving and genuine. That’s all the relationship advice you’ll ever need. Everything else is either you playing games or sticking with somebody who is playing games with you.





aadnaloy:

bernadineee:

gotta better myself, my body, my skin and my bank account

amen.



Trust the vibes you get, energy doesn’t lie.
(via shanharlin)

I do be peeping shit like that

(via lordknowsimtrying)